I know it's been way too long since I last posted. I don;t really have to worry about a fan base to piss off. Anyway I am still here living the dream in big city emergency department.
I will now continue along with my theme of the completely unbelievable moments of terror and comedy that are part of life in the Emergency Department.
All names, sexes, and chief complaints have been randomly created to protect PT privacy and all that other crap. All stories contained in this blog are works of fiction and do not resemble in any way the conditions or personalities in an Emergency Department.
The other day a new policy was introduced. We can now only call PTs by their first names in the WR.
"John, Is there a John here?'
Two PTs stand up.
" I'm sorry, The John who is here for the STD check."